Wednesday, 27 January 2016

5 Easy Ways To Spot A Typical Yoruba Man

We can’t help but love the Yoruba speaking people of Nigeria. From the Yorubas in Lagos to Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, there’s one thing you can’t take away from them, their love for the language and the pride with which they speak it. Yoruba people are proud of their heritage, hence the easiness of spotting them. We put together 5 hilarious ways to spot a typical Yoruba… if one you’d thought to be typical doesn’t exhibit this traits, forget it, he/she is not typical at all!!!
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1. When you hand him the menu and Amala and Ewedu are conspicuously missing.
When people expected you to somehow want to be a teacher/lecture too.
2. When he replaces all the ‘V’s in his sentences with ‘f’ for example, ‘Unifersity’ instead of ‘University.

3. When the artiste couldn’t find a sketch pad and decided to sketch it on his face.
When they start annoyingly categorizing all of you like short Tobi, orobo Tobi, tall Tobi, wowo Tobi.
4. When he fights with his mouth instead of his hands and gives you the impression he can beat you to stupor.


When you were always at various lessons because
5. When you give them enormous task of narrating a story in English without adding Yoruba.

What did we miss?

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